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This tee speaks like a conspirator in the break room and a soft place at the end of a long day. The cheeky “hideaway mom” vibe — don’t tell my children — lands with a grin and a sigh: equal parts relief and humor. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee that’s actually warm, on quick school runs when you need a minute to breathe, or layered under a cardigan for low-key family gatherings. The fabric feels substantial but familiar; the print holds up through washes and hustles. It’s a gentle wink to moms who know parenting is messy, loud, and deeply human — and who crave a small, wearable rebellion that says, “I’m surviving, and I can laugh about it.”
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular, seam-free body for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main design) for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Hideaway Mom Funny Tee — "Don't Tell My Children" T-Shirt
$22.00
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular, seam-free body for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main design) for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean